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"If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now."

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#2

"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."

- Whitney Brown

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#3

"If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything"

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#4

"I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints – The sinners are much more fun."

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#5

"Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret...

- Mary Radmacher

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#6

"Laughter is a good disease. If only it spread as quickly."

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#7

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciat...

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#8

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

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#9

"Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end."

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#10

"It should be a fun meeting."

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#11

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything."

- Kurt Vonnegut

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#12

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. Merchant Of Venice."

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#13

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

- E. E. Cummings

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#14

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but &#...

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#15

"At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities."

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#16

"With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die."

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#17

"There is little success where there is little laughter."

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#18

"He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh."

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#19

"Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can i...

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#20

"Laughter is a powerful way to tap positive emotions."

- Norman Cousins

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#21

"I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing,...

- Audrey Hepburn

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#22

"It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it."

- W. Somerset Maugham

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#23

"It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

- William Maugham

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#24

"I want to see a player on the football field. I want to see what kind of teammate they are, what kind of leadership qu...

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#25

"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself."

- Ethel Barrymore

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