"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." 42 favorites
"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person." - Dave Barry 41 favorites
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." - Phyllis Diller 28 favorites
"I just don’t want to die alone, that’s all. That’s not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice t... - Richard Pryor 28 favorites
"It’s fun, all the media and hype, but we have a nice horse here, and we’re going to enjoy the Santa Catali... - Dan Hendricks 27 favorites
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George Will 23 favorites
"It’s the niceties that make the difference fate gives us the hand, and we play the cards." 22 favorites
"It would perhaps be nice to be alternately the victim and the executioner." - Charles Baudelaire 22 favorites
"There was not a nicer, friendlier person. He Barnes would hold a Christmas party put on by him and his staff that ever... - Craig Schwall 20 favorites
"Maybe I couldn’t make it. Maybe I don’t have a pretty smile, good teeth, nice tits, long legs, a cheeky as... - Germaine Greer 20 favorites
"Surface mining has really gotten a bad rap over the past 50 years. They’ll see a nicely done reclamation project... - Trinity Shepherd 20 favorites
"More people have recognized me for that. It’s died down now, I think. Anything that gets you recognized, I guess... - Dean Wilson 19 favorites
"The whole family is so nice it’s like they are from another planet. They give so much but they want absolutely n... - Carrie Mahon 19 favorites
"The fans have been through thick and thin with me, and it’s nice to play decent golf for them." - John Daly 19 favorites
"Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them." - George Bernard Shaw 18 favorites
"It’s a big, nice, generous apartment. It has the feeling of a home rather than a temporary spot." - John Lithgow 18 favorites
"It will be a nice, little Christmas, just the four of us. We just got the tree up and the decorations Thursday night." - Masi Marjamaki 17 favorites
"The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the manageme... - Dave Barry 17 favorites
"Years ago, I had a wonderful relationship with the doorman in my building, who would always stop and talk to me after ... - Hilka Klinkenberg 16 favorites